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about to have a stress breakdown wheee!!!!
#vic. what?#essays due sunday. next wednesday. and next thursday#none of which I’ve started#group project I can barely focus on rn#r & j audition I need to memorize a monologue for#BY FRIDAY#plus all the precalc work I need to do#FUCK#I think I’m gonna puke#and I can’t skip class tomorrow#because that’s group project time#and I can’t skip friday bc I already skipped precalc today#FUCK FUCK FUCK#I’m probs not gonna be active for a couple days#if I’m not back in 2 weeks I died or something
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I think at some point, kids on cartoons and such started all having a distaste for math. They all started saying math is the worst, so kids watching just got that idea in their head. Plus, math builds on itself a lot more than other topics, so if you miss one concept, you’re more likely to not understand another topic. If you have a shitty teacher in your algebra class, your precalc teacher is going to have to do twice the work to get you to the same place (one of the reasons math education needs a major change). Finally, I think math got the stigma of being only for nerds or smart people, so kids who see themselves as not smart (a depressingly high number) will go into their math class with a defeatist attitude. “I failed my last math class, I suck at math, obviously I’m gonna fail this one too”. All of these combined on each other, and made the idea of disliking math so pervasive that it’s a safe bet that you can walk up to the average Joe, go “I hate math” and he’ll go “hey! I do too!” Which leaves those of us who like math in the really awkward spot of having a passion or interest that is socially acceptable to shit on for no reason other than it being common.
Stop posting hate in the maths tags. I get the need to vent but don't put it in the maths tags. There are people there who genuinely enjoy maths and are extremely fucking tired of seeing hate in our tags. It's is very easy to not tag the hate posts with maths hate.
Why is it that out of all the subjects, maths is the only one that people have decided is okay to just shit on even directly to people whose life revolves around maths? You don't see people in the tags of art going "fuck art. Art is shit. Whoever invented it should fuck themself". So why is that okay to do if you replace "art" with "maths"?
#math#mathblr#if I had a nickel for every conversation that was exactly#what’s your major#mathematics! you?#oh I hate math I could never do that#I would have enough to fund a better math education program myself
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Fair Ground Fairytale
Highschool Senior!Beidou x reader
Smut ahead! Gn reader! Fluff and separate smut !
Thank you @1108707 for the idea!
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You woke up with an annoyed look on your face, “6:30 already? Ugh..” The last quarter of senior year starting off with a bang…literally, your alarm is a cartoonish BANG sound. You tore your sheet and comforter off of your groggy body and began getting ready for the day ahead. By the time you make it down the stairs you realize your parents are gone, at work. They left you a note, ‘off to work, don’t be late!” And then you realized you were running late.
No breakfast this morning but oh well, your car sped down the streets to get to school. You made it just in time to get to class with your things for first period, calculus. “Okay guys so today we have a new student! Give a warm welcome to Shenhe!” Shenhe introduced herself to the class and answered a few questions about herself, you looked over to your seat mate, Beidou, and giggled about all the attention she was getting.
Shenhe wasn’t new to the school, she just decided to move her math classes, it’s not uncommon if you plan on taking a different subject in college, fortunately she had already taken precalc and understood most of the work without needing to do much extra homework. But enough about her the class is over.
Second period was boring, just you and Ningguang doing your science work together. Third period was your first elective, it was quite simple and moved fast. As was fourth, back to back electives are quite easy to do in comparison to the required classes. Fifth period however, was lunch, you sat with Ningguang and Beidou, who sat with Kazuha and Zhongli, who sat with … you get the point, the table was full. Anyway this matters because you and Beidou were squished together.
You awkwardly laughed at the close proximity, looking over at Beidou, who was laughing and giggling acting as though the cramped space didn’t bother her. She was always like this, making uncomfortable situations more enjoyable. After lunch the rest of your classes flew by without a hitch. Once it was time to leave you grabbed your things and waited for Beidou, you felt a need to say bye to her today. This was odd in her mind but she waved it off as a simple friendly gesture.
‘Did you really just do that? God, you’re lame!’ You thought to yourself as you walked home. You wondered why you acted this way around beidou, but before you could come up with an answer Tartaglia jogged up to you. “Hey [NAME]! Can you watch my siblings for me tonight? I have a track practice to go to and I can’t find a babysitter on such short notice, I promise I’ll pay you for this!” You sighed and agreed, texting your mom you’d be babysitting for a friend tonight. This gave you more time to think though, so that’s a plus!
You walked to Tartaglia’s house, opening the door with the spare key hidden in the plant to the left of the door. Both of his siblings ran up to you and asked where their brother was, and as the night went on you collected a variety of drawings and paper toys for you. All poorly drawn, but very cute.
Once Tartaglia came home he greeted the lot of you and handed you around $100, thanking you for doing this for him. As you walked back home for dinner and to go shower, Beidou texted you. “Hey, do you wanna hang out this weekend? If you’re free we should go to the fair” you smiled, you smiled hard. You tried to respond all cool and calm, “Yeah! I’d love to! What time do you wanna go?” You texted back before having time to think ‘shit I look too excited.. I hope she doesn’t think anything of it.’
Fortunately for you she was in the shower, so by the time you got home, she had only just seen the text. You were eating dinner when she responded, causing you immediately check your phone thus causing your to end up dropping your phone in your food. You sighed and grabbed the food covered phone and wiped it off with a paper towel. You saw what she said, a simple “sorry I was in the shower, around 1 or 2 pm good?” You were so excited! Wait.. is this a date?
“ yeah, sorry lol I was having dinner”
No no
“Yeah! Sorry I’m late, I was eating!”
No too formal
“Yeah, that’s good, and dw I was just eating”
Send?
Hmmm okay…
Aaaand she left you on delivered… fuck.
She probably fell asleep right? Yeah.. maybe her WiFi is just slow.. yeah., just go to sleep [NAME], you still have some days before the weekend.
Morning came and went, Beidou was apparently at a doctors appointment, but she texted you back at lunch time!
“Okay, I’ll drive! And dw I’m not sick, it’s just an annual checkup lol”
Okay okay okay cool cool cool … what do you wear to your … outing?
Okay well maybe you’re overreacting, it’s gonna be hot so just a pair of shorts and a tank top? No too boring.. and that’s all you spent the day thinking about…
The next was spent thinking about what you should and shouldn’t bring with you.
Your week was hell because alle you could think about was your day out with Beidou… wait.. what day of the weekend are you going?
Oh right you already asked her, Saturday.
It’s gonna be hot and sticky but hey it’s gonna be fun! A date with the girl you like! Wait.. you like her? Okay nice you figured it out!
Does Beidou like you though? She has to if she’s asking you to go out with her … it’s just you two so you best enjoy it.
And finally the day came.
You wore your best summer outfit, you brought sunscreen, chapstick, water, money, and an extra pair of sunglasses. Beidou showed up exactly at 1 pm, her car is a convertible, it was a grayish blue. She smiled and opened the passenger door for you. You got in and placed your bag on the floor, greeting her with a smile and made sure to only make eye contact when talking to her.
“You know, if you’re uncomfortable with this being a date it doesn’t have to be,” Beidou says, she must be nervous too. “Oh! Yeah I’d like if it could be a date..” you smiled. She smiled and pulled into a parking spot. She then helped you out of her car, and you walked to the gate holding your things and her hand.
The date went smoothly! You rode rides together, got food together, saw all the farm animals people brought in to be judged, you had fun. But the last thing you did together was go on the Ferris wheel. “I know this is cheesy, but when we get to the top… can I kiss you?” She asked, she was visibly nervous awaiting your answer. You nodded and sat next to her.
And soon enough you were at the top, and you had the best kiss of your life.
And that was the start of your relationship.
Smut section
Three months later she asked you if you wanted to come over her house, over the phone. You obliged, happy to see your girlfriend at any point in time.
Once you made it over, she walked you to her room, things went naturally, you and her watched movies and one thing led to another .. now you’re laying naked on her bed making out with her.
She palmed your sex, watching your reactions, and gradually getting lower , then asking you if she can use her mouth, you agreed, watching as she licked your sex, sucking, licking, spitting, all things your sex was subjected to that night. She then asked you if you were comfortable with touching her, you agreed.
She switched positions with you, you did as she did to you, but you also used your fingers. Fingering her pussy, feeling it spasm around your fingers, she moaned and whined begging you to let her cum. “Go ahead, pretty,” you said while licking her clit. As she let herself cum she squirted all over your face, it was sweet and warm. You began cleaning her up with some tissues, and she left to go get a wet rag to clean the both of you.
Needless to say, one of, if not the, best night of your life.
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truly, madly, deeply
(alternate title: william andrew solace, sponsored by kitkat)
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AUctober day 31: halloween
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Nico thought that spending Halloween with his boyfriend would mean parties, couples costumes, and cheesy photoshoot galore. Unfortunately, when said boyfriend is currently applying to colleges, it changes your plans a bit.
Not that he’s really complaining. Nico was actually sort of dreading the typical “Halloween party” that comes around this time where every teen gets shitfaced and eats way too many Skittles, which makes the next morning a fun colorful surprise when your head is in the toilet. He loves his friends, but not enough to go through that for the third year in a row.
They’re at Will’s house instead, having been put on candy duty by Naomi, who left about an hour before Trick or Treating started to go set up for a gig. So far they’ve had a limited number of kids coming to the house, even with the friendly little neighborhood Will lives in near the school. Apparently, kids had begun to learn that going to neighborhoods like Nico’s, where mansions lined the street, they had a better chance of getting the king-sized candy bars.
Instead of waiting at the door for kids who may never come, the two have elected to sit on the couch together in Will’s living room instead, raiding the candy bowl that Naomi had put together.
They are in costume, of course. Will is wearing a bright orange sweater with a Jack-o-Lantern face (much to his delight, and to Nico’s disgust.) At one point he had a green plant-top headband on, but it had since been knocked on the floor after a quick makeout. It was now serving as a chew toy for Will’s dog, a golden retriever appropriately named Sunny.
As for Nico, it was now his fifth year strong as a vampire. And yes, the costume he bought back in seventh grade still fit him. Although, his cape was now draped around Will, turning his boyfriend into a pumpkin-demon of sorts like a villain from the world’s worst Halloween movie.
Will is lying against one of the arms of the couch with his legs up, groaning as he fills out question after question for his college application. Early applications are due next weekend, and like most high school seniors, he had overestimated the amount of time he had and was now doing it last minute.
Nico leans cross-legged against Will’s knees, his PreCalc midterm study guide in his lap. (It was their school’s idea to put all of their midterms the week after Halloween, assuming that kids wouldn’t get too drunk and actually show up for school. PreCalc was also the only class he and Will have together because of their grade difference, which means Nico doesn’t exactly get the most done during class.)
Will sighs heavily at yet another Common App question, and Nico reaches to pat his knee supportively without looking up.
“‘What did I enjoy most about last Monday?’ I don’t even remember last Monday!” he drops his head back on the armrest, making Nico crack a smile.
“Well, you were with me last Monday. We went out for pizza to celebrate the last week of our sanity before midterm hell,” he recalls, poking his boyfriend’s calf with the back of his pen.
Will gasps, before furiously typing. “You’re right! And now they’ll have to accept me if I mention I have a boyfriend because if they don’t it’ll be a hate crime!”
“I don’t think that’s how that works—”
“It’s a hate crime,” he deadpans.
A second later, they both crack up.
Even in this moment of pure bliss, though, the question Nico has been wondering ever since the start of school in September has been lurking in the back of his mind.
The doorbell rings interrupting their moment and only pushing the question closer to the front of Nico’s mind. Will has to regain composure before picking up the bowl and walking to the door. He looks back at Nico, silently asking if he’s going to join him, to which Nico just shakes his head with a soft smile.
When Will returns, Nico can’t help it when he blurts it out.
“What is going to happen to us when you go to college?”
The blonde furrows his eyebrows. “It’s only October, babe,” he says, unwrapping a KitKat and settling back down on the couch next to him.
“I know, but it’s Halloween, which means tomorrow is November, and November turns into December. Once we get through break it’s practically March and then after that school is like, basically over. Then you leave in August, and- I’m sorry did you just take a bite of that KitKat without breaking apart the pieces?”
Will glances at Nico, then down at the KitKat. There was, in fact, a bite taken out of it with the two pieces somehow still connected.
“Um,” he looks back up at Nico. “Yes?”
What kind of heathen was he dating?
“I- okay,” Nico sighs, leaning back into Will. Just because his boyfriend is a disgrace doesn’t mean he doesn’t still want to be around him. Plus, it’s 40 degrees outside and he’s practically a space heater. “What was I saying?”
“You were spiraling,” Will says, poking Nico’s cheek. He swats Will’s hand away, electing to lace their fingers together instead.
“Don’t laugh at me, I was being serious!” he protests. “If we only have the next ten months together, like this-” he holds up their joined hands- “then I need to prepare myself mentally.”
“If you could stand another ten months of me I’ll be impressed,” Will says, then lets go of their hands so he can pull Nico closer until he’s practically in Will’s lap. “But until then, we’ll just take it day by day, okay?”
Nico silently nods. After a moment, he speaks again. “I’m pretty sure I could stand you for a lifetime.”
He feels Will smile against his shoulder. “That was cheesy.”
“Yeah, I know.”
“I love you.”
Nico grins. “Yeah, I know.”
“Rude,” Will pulls back, pouting. “Say it back.”
“I love you, too.”
“Good,” Will nods, and there’s a tiny smudge of chocolate just on top of his lip. Nico reaches out to rub it off with his thumb, before pulling Will’s face closer to his so he can kiss him.
However much longer they have together, whatever college or the rest of this year means, to hell if he’s not gonna enjoy every minute of it.
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I am not only okay with hearing you talk about math, but I'm fascinated by whatever problem you were working on that generated that answer? Would you be willing to share what it was and how you solved it if it isn't too much trouble?
Absolutely!
Forgive me if I over-explain, but I think the lore behind this stuff is neat! I’ve divided this ramble into “The Context” and “The Problem”.
To start us off, this was the original problem:
The Context:
So. I mentioned we’re doing “integration by parts”.
Integration, AKA finding integrals, is basically the opposite of finding derivatives; you can think of the two like multiplication and division -- reverse operations that can be used to undo each other.
For example:
- take x2 --(find derivative)--> we get 2x
- take 2x ----(find integral)-----> get x2(AKA what we started with!)
Side note, for the curious:
This example works because of the Power Rule of derivatives! If you just have a variable like x raised to a power, multiply the whole term by the number of the power -- so, here, it’s 2 -- and reduce that power by one, which here leaves us with a single x instead of x2.
Thus, we get 2x.
Integration is the reverse! So, with a variable raised to a power, add one to the power, then divide the whole term by the same number as that new power. 2x gets bumped up to 2x2 , and then dividing that by 2 leaves us with good ol’ x2 .
Explaining derivatives, what they are and how to find them took up most of Calculus I. Long story short, the derivative is the “instantaneous rate of change”.
Long story long:
You know how straight lines have slopes that tell you haw steep the line is? That’s a rate of change. The pre-calculus equation for finding slope requires that you know at least two points on the line.
It doesn’t help much if we have a squiggly graph, like a sine curve of a quadratic, because they are Not Straight and, depending on what two points you choose, you could get a lot of different answers. You could draw a tangent line, which touch a curve at exactly one point. That fixes the accuracy problem, but precalc formulas can’t help us with slope when we only have one point.
Jump to calculus. Using derivation, we can find slope at one point! Yay! So we know how to find the slope (rate of change) at single specific point (one instant, so to speak)
AKA the instantaneous rate of change
AKA the slope of a tangent line
AKA the derivative!
ANYWAY. Derivatives are a thing, and you use lots of different rules to find the derivatives of different graph equations. Like, for example, the Product Rule!
Calc II (so far) is all about integrals, the reverse of derivatives, and now we’re working on reversing the Product Rule.
The Problem:
SO, we want to find the integral. (Specifically the indefinite integral -- more on that later.) The long skinny “S” symbol (I honestly do not remember its name) shows us we are integrating! The “dx” in italics means we are doing it with respect to the variable “x”. This equation is already written using x as the variable, so we’re cool there.
Imagine x√ (x - 94) is the derivative of some function. We want to get back to that original function, so we’re putting this vehicle in reverse, putting the integral symbol in front of it, and using integration to get there!
First, we have to figure out what integration rule/strategy works on Int x√ (x - 94) .
The reason we need to use integration by parts is because (x) and √ (x - 94) are multiplied together, AND a previous strategy -- reversing the Chain Rule, AKA u-substitution -- fails here.
(Integration by parts is... not the simplest method, so it’s good practice to run through all the previous, simpler rules we learned first to check if a faster approach would work.
This post is already long so I’m not going to list all those, but suffice to say they’re not gonna work on the problem in its current form.)
To integrate by parts we are going to use an equation built using the Product Rule. The idea is, if Int x√ (x - 94) fits in as one side of this equation, we can use the other side (because they are equal!), which will squish this problem into a nicer form that lets us use those simpler methods I mentioned.
This is the Product Rule, which is for finding derivatives:
Suppose we have two equations, u and v, multiplied together to make uv.
The (derivative of uv) =
(u) multiplied by (derivative of v) + (v) multiplied by (derivative of u)
So, how to we reverse that? With this equation:
Integral of (u multiplied by derivative of v)
= (uv) -- Integral of (v multiplied by derivative of u)
It might not be super clear, but we get the bottom equation here by starting with the Product Rule, using subtraction to move (v) multiplied by (derivative of u) to the side of (derivative of uv), and then integrating, which adds integral signs to each of the three terms in this equation.
It cancels on “(derivative of uv)” because, as we saw with the x2 example above, taking the integral of a derivative lands us back at the original equation! With the other terms, some parts of the term are derivatives and some aren’t, so we can’t cancel like that. We gotta go the long way around.
ANYWAY, if Int of x√ (x - 94) is equal to Int (u*dv) , the first line of our cool integration by parts equation (which I’m abbreviating), it’s also equal to the second line, (uv) -- Int (v*du).
We need to fill in some blanks to work with that second line, though. If we choose x to be our “u” and √ (x - 94) to be our “dv”, our second equation line looks like this:
x multiplied by (v?? ) -- Int (v*du)
What’s v, in the context of this problem? Since we know the derivative of v is √ (x - 94), we can find the original v by taking the integral of the derivative of v.
As it happens, we can totally do that! We can use reverse Chain Rule, or u-substitution, and we get 2/3 * (x - 94)3/2 .
Bleh. We’re gonna have some ugly numbers here, friends.
But we can fill in more blanks now:
x multiplied by ( 2/3 * (x - 94)3/2 ) -- Int ( 2/3 * (x - 94)3/2 * du)
Neat! Now the only missing piece here is that bit on the end, derivative of u. The part of u in this problem is being played by x, and we know how to take the derivative of that -- and lucky, lucky, it’s 1! And anything multiplied by 1 is just itself!!
So at least we’re not making the equation any worse lol.
Now, we have something we can integrate:
x ( 2/3 * (x - 94)3/2 ) -- Int ( 2/3 * (x - 94)3/2 )
Now we’re getting into the REAL work.
Notice that first term, x ( 2/3 * (x - 94)3/2 ) , doesn’t have “Int” in front of it. That part’s done already! Yeah!!
Now, to integrate the last bit:
Int ( 2/3 * (x - 94)3/2 )
You can pull a constant multiple to the outside of an integral, just to make things a little easier:
2/3 Int (x - 94)3/2
Then we FINALLY get rid of the last integral symbol, because (x - 94)3/2 is a pretty simple problem. We can u-substitution to get:
2/5 (x - 94)5/2
Now, plus THIS in with the other solved bit we got earlier.
x ( 2/3 * (x - 94)3/2 ) -- 2/3 ( 2/5 (x - 94)5/2 )
Remember, we pulled out a 2/3 before integrating, and the whole second term in this equation is subtracted!! It’s important to be careful with stuff like that because, after you’ve done all this more complicated work, it sucks to get a question wrong because you misplaced a negative sign somewhere. #calculusproblems
Now, notice there’s a 2/3 in both terms? We can pull that out with parentheses, so we only have to write it once.
We’re almost there!!! Look at the answer I posted earlier. What’’s left?
That’s right -- what’s that C doing out there on the end?
Remember how the problem asked for an “indefinite integral”? In this context, “indefinite” basically means we weren’t given numbers to plug into our end product, so the answer is an equation with variables in it instead of a number.
The C is there because of a lil quirk of derivatives and integrals.
Let’s revisit the example from the context section.
The derivative of x2 is 2x.
But the derivative of x2 + 6 would also be 2x -- because the derivative of a constant like 6 is zero (0).
It basically disappears.
Now imagine you were given 2x and told to integrate -- that is, reverse-engineer the original equation. You can get x2 no problem, but how are you supposed to know what constant was there? Could be 6, could be 0. They both turn into zero when you find derivatives :/
Unless you are given more information -- like, specific numbers to plug in so you can solve for the constant -- you don’t know the constant just from integrating.
So what we do it put “ + C” at the end of the indefinite integral to represent whatever constant may be there.
*deep breath* AND THAT’S IT!
WE SOLVED THE PROBLEM.
BASK IN IT.
#askmoth#long post#i put in a readmore but in case that doesn't work#calc has a lot of lore#so like -- this problem did not take me that long!! but writing this out i kept realizing ''wait''#''before i explain this i have to explain this and before i explain THAT i have to define that and--''#so this came out roughly the length of a novella oh my gosh
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OSRR: 1903
kittyhawk, december, nineteen threeeeeeeeeeeeee
anyone? anyone? beuller? beuller? no? i'll see myself out.
(i think it's a james taylor song.)
anyway.
we woke up late this morning, so i was late today. my first appointment was booked as somebody i couldn't help because it was biology, but she also wound up needing chem help too, so i helped her for about twenty minutes or so that i had before my next appointment. the next one wound up being not one, not two, but three students, all needing help with precalc work. and it was fun! it was good. they all understood what we were doing as i walked them through it all, so that was good.
the rest of the day was pretty uneventful. everybody showed up who was scheduled for today, and then i had an hour and a half at the end of the day where i could've done homework and probably should've, but i didn't. i didn't really feel like it.
because i was late getting joel to work, i was able to feed the cat before getting joel from work instead of bringing joel with me to feed the cat.
i had game tonight too, and that was actually fun today. i'd stopped for dinner beforehand at panera and then at five guys with demi, joth, and hannah, and then we went to play. it was a lot of fun. we split into groups for different tasks, and i was with the most difficult task group, and we had to capture and bring back cocatrices for a town because someone was preparing a feast. i kept people alive by giving them a plus d4 to their saves against being petrified and on their attack rolls. i was useful!! :)
and when i got back home, i had brought food for joel because he'd forgotten to eat (unsurprisingly) and then i cleaned up the room a bit after putting in laundry. i'm basically out of clean clothes, and even though the week is almost over and i'll be going home soonish, i still want to wear something i've worn already in the last two weeks. so i put in the laundry and then waited until it was done in the washer and switched it over and headed to bed. so now i'm lying here, with a cold-footed joel, in a comfy bed. i love this. so many.
joel makes me so happy. i just. i love him so much.
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Believing (Blind!Keefe AU pt 2)
Word count - 3551
A lot of soliditary between keefe and my other bbys
God I can’t wait to write from Tams perspective, next chapter y’all!
Anyways I hope you like it and that it’s not Bad™️ considering how tired I am
~*~*~*
Pt two
Keefe
The next morning, I wake up and go through my simplistic routine again. Get dressed, brush teeth, message Fitz, eat. When I hear the honking of Fitz car outside, I carefully grab my cane and walk out the doors, tapping my way yard and to the street.
“How goes it?” Fitz’ voice calls, and a smile splits across my face at the inside joke.
“I don’t know,” I reply, laughing at the memory it brings. “I can’t see.” Fitz laughs in response.
“You’re sitting up front today; Biana took Sophie to get coffee early, so it’s just us boys.”
“Dex sat in the back?” I questioned, as he normally was quick to jump on shotgun. I reach the car and pop the door open, and am greeted by the familiar smell of Fitz’s car.
“More like laid in the back,” Dex pipes up, while I thud my bag to the ground and shut the door. I shake my head.
“You’re supposed to be the responsible one, Dex. Shame on you.” I chide, and Fitz peels away from the house. I roll my eyes and laugh; they’re so dumb. We’re so dumb. And I’m grateful for it.
“We're here—part two!” Fitz exclaims in the seat next to me. “Well, for half of my classes this’ll be my first day. I missed a lot yesterday—freshman presentations are ass,” he grumbles as he parks the car. I chuckle and shake my head.
“Your fault, man,” I taunt him, and he scoffs as a response. “Hey Dexxxxx… wanna walk me to class?” I say, fumbling around in the back, trying to hit him.
“Hmrrghh. Yeah.” I hear him shift around, and we step out of the car together.
As soon as we're both out, Fitz locks the car. “See y’all later!” he calls, jogging off- likely to some lifting or meeting or something. I chuckle; whenever I think of Fitz, I imagine he’s either very ugly, or really attractive. From what I heard, it’s the latter—he's the epitome of perfection to the entire school, and many other schools as well. I, however, know better—he’s a complete and utter dumbass. He once chugged half a gallon of milk on a dare, and another time got himself locked in a dog kennel—and that list can go on. I don’t quite understand how he keeps the guise of perfection and stability when he’s oh-so-clearly not. Him running off to a meeting or club isn’t a surprise, but it’s hard to imagine, knowing what he’s actually like.
“How the hell does that man manage all that shit?” Dex grumbles, also acknowledging that Fitz is definitely insane. I shake my head.
“A very, very large amount of crack,” I state solemnly, as if this is a sad, but true fact. Dex laughs loudly.
“I don’t doubt it. Better not let his coach find out,” He replies, just as sincerely. “What room number are you in, by the way?” He asks, just as I detect the curb with my cane. Gently stepping up, I tell him. “Nice—we aren’t that far from each other- you’re going straight there, right?” he asks, and I nod.
“So, I’ve been meaning to ask you—is there anything new with the Stina situation?” I bring up the topic gently—Stina Heks was Dex’s early on bully. Before Sophie brought Dex into the group halfway through their Freshman year, she would nag on him relentlessly—he was attending the school on a partial scholarship, and his family has a bit of bad history of being… odd. His dad runs a small pharmacy, and it’s mostly alternative medicine. She used to take any opportunity she could to point out anything about him that wasn’t strictly ‘normal’. I absolutely love it there with Dex. Mr. Dizznee is the kindest, most loving person ever—a huge contrast to my barely around, statue of a father. Plus, it always smells really nice in the store.
“Oh… well, we have precalc together, but she hasn’t said anything to me. She hasn’t said anything all summer—I feel like she's matured, a bit. Probably.” He sounds fairly put down, and I use his voice to guide me in the direction to wrap him in a one armed hug.
“Sorry I brought it up. But let me know if anything happens,” I say and he chuckles and pushes me away. From those few moments, I can tell he’s almost taller than me—which doesn’t feel right.
“No worries. Let's get you to class,” he says, and I can tell he’s being honest—it doesn’t bother him. Which is good, in my opinion. He’s growing up. Sometimes I feel like such a dad.
We walk into the main doors of the building and make our way down a few hallways. I use my photographic (ha) memory to make my way, but Dex still stays close to me, not letting me bump into kids or trip. I appreciate it, because I don’t have to use my cane—I might not be able to see them, but I can feel the people staring at me when I have it out.
“Well, we're here. We have, like, 15 minutes before class starts, though,” Dex states.
“I know- I always show up early,” I reply. “I mean, the other option is sitting in the cafeteria.” I shrug.
“Well, I might as well go to my class then. Brech told me yesterday I should come in if I had questions- and she assigned a couple starter worksheets. I gotta deal with that.” Even though I can’t see it, I can practically hear his frown.
“No worries,” I tell him, and he gently pats my shoulder before walking off. I pull out my cane, letting it guide me into the still unfamiliar classroom. The milky blobs of color offer little help as to finding a seat, so unfortunately this tends to be necessary.
“Hey! You should sit here.” A familiar voice says from the back corner. I rack my brain—Linh!
“Oh! Hey,” I reply. “Umm, where are you, exactly?” I ask, sounding really cool, I’m sure. I hate needing help.
“Just back here- this chair would be great.” She knocks on what I presume is the chair next to her. I use the sound to guide me, as well as the cane.
“Thank you,” I say, smiling. “You know, it's really hard to find a seat around here. Like, I literally can't see any! Must be budget cuts,” I say, grinning. There's a pause, then a small laugh.
“Some private school. They can't even afford chairs.” I chuckle.
“I mean- where’s the proof that there's even a building. Or classrooms! You gotta see to believe, and I certainly don't see, so…” I trail off and nod seriously. She laughs- I’m grateful. Blind jokes don’t go well with everyone. “Anyways, how are you?” I change the topic with a grin. “Long time no see.” This pulls out another laugh.
“Well, I’m ok. My schedule has been pretty stressful—but other than that, good. I’m still trying to make friends. I didn’t mention it yesterday, but this is my first year at Foxfire,” she says. I nod in acknowledgment.
“So, kinda on your own then? That’s not easy,” I reply, wondering if I should introduce her to the group. She seems nice enough, and, I hate to admit it, but half of being a part of our group is not being a piece of crap about me being blind. And all of us secretly being idiots.
“Well, there’s my brother—we’re twins. But other than that, yeah.” She sighs softly.
“Oh! You have a brother. That’s always nice,” I say.
“Well, yeah. He’s super over-protected. We got sucked into the foster care system, because… of some things, and there was a lot of bad things, which he always felt he had to keep me from. But we found a really great family now! They’re very nice, and actually acknowledge me and Tam’s ability. We’ve always been considered smart, but nobody really cared. They we're just in it for the money. Our new parents, however, have money, which is nice. So when they found out our test scores, they sent us here.” I nod in acknowledgement—Sophie went through some similar things before she got adopted by Grady and Edaline.
“Oh. Well, I’m sorry you’ve been through that,” I say, trying to find the right words. “It’s really good that you’re here now. Even though I’m pretty convinced there isn’t an actual school, I’ve been told that it’s nice.” She laughs at this.
“Yeah, so have I. Oh! I almost forgot. I’m in your stats class. Frer was just being rude the whole period, so I didn’t have a chance to say anything,” Linh says. I grin.
“Nice! Now that I know, you officially have to help me prank him at least once this year.” I tell her, very seriously.
“Oh…I don’t know about that.” she sounds apprehensive.
“I mean, you don’t have to. But I’m going to do it, so you may as well help.”
“I’ll think about it.” She says, and the door opens.
“Oh! Hello, you two. Early again?” A feminine voice—our teacher’s—says.
“You know it,” I tell her, smiling.
“Alright, well. You have a little bit less than five minutes before class starts, so go ahead and continue what you we’re doing.” Based on her tone—the bright, too cheery one that I hear a lot- I can tell she’s a little annoyed. I try not to let that affect me.
“Hey—I’m gonna work on some AP physics stuff,” Linh says, and I can tell she doesn’t really want to talk with the teacher there- even if its casual conversation. I nod, and let my thoughts be my own for the moment.
At least I’m used to it.
*****
Not much happens the next couple of periods—Fitz and I work on English together, and Dex and I use morse code to ‘pass notes’ in AP physics. He’s really good at science (like, really good), so he skipped a year and is in APP2 as a junior. I appreciate it- he’ll be a help for when I actually feel like studying. During Lunch, Dex and I sit at our table and Linh came to sit with us, introducing herself to Dex. In Government, I sit on my own and listened to the online assignments. In Stats, Linh manages to find a spot next to me and helps me out with the worksheet.
I find myself needing to go to the bathroom, so I ask to be excused. On my way there, a familiar voice calls my name.
“Keefe! Hey. Um.”
“Foster! Uh… what’s up?” I ask.
“Oh! Nothing. But, hey, do you think that you could come over tonight? There’s… there’s something I really want to talk to you about.” Just from her voice, I hear she’s slightly frazzled. Nervous.
“Are you ok, Sophie? Is someone bothering you again?” My mind jumps back to when she was first adopted by Grady and Edaline, and all the crap other kids gave her.
“No! It’s not like that. Just, something I wanna talk about. I need advice.” I smile.
“Ah. You need the wise old Keefester to help you out. Well, no worries, m’lady, I will do what I can. You want me to come over?”
“Yeah. I’ll just have Fitz drop both of us off at my place, Biana can ride on her own—sound good?”
“As long as you have food, I’m okay with anything.” She laughs softly.
“Of course. See you.” I hear her walk away, and smile to myself—I think back to when I had feelings for her, and can’t help but think about how they’ve changed- she’s like a younger sister to me now. It’s odd.
I go to the restroom and return to class, thinking about what Sophie might have to tell me that made her that nervous.
Stats class ends (for me), and my minds swimming with Frer’s stupidity as I go to Latin. I get there around when the bell rings to dismiss everyone else, and I find a seat close to the door. People filter out and in the classroom, and then someone speaks.
“Dude! Keefe, I forgot you we're in this class.” Fitz says, and a grin spreads across my face.
“Yeah, you had that Freshman help thing yesterday. You know there’s only one AP Latin 2, dumbass.” I respond, and he chuckles. I hear him put his stuff next to me.
“How was this class yesterday?” He asks, and I shrug.
“We barely did anything. Got a list of vocab and grammar to review.” I tell him, pulling up my bag to get my computer.
“That’s valid. Not gonna lie, I’m glad I missed it.” This makes me laugh.
“Oh, no—Wonderboy didn’t want to go to class? That’s a fuckin abomination.” I reply sarcastically, and the bell rings. I can hear Fitz scoff, but our teacher starts talking so he can’t respond. We get a reading prompt, and I have to go into the hall and listen to it. The teacher doesn’t let Fitz come out and help me, which sucks- but I have to consider the situation. Which also sucks. I hate having to be worked around.
One thing that really bothers me about our teacher, Sam, is she never lets me leave early. So Fitz has to help me through the crowd of people. The kids don’t really acknowledge me, but having so many people around that I can’t see, don’t know, that don’t care sends massive spikes of anxiety through me. Fitz does a really good job at helping me, his steady hand on my shoulder the whole time, making sure we both get through the crowd.
I’m so damn grateful for him sometimes.
We finally manage to get out of the building and to Fitz’s car. He unlocks it, and I climb into his car carefully. I can hear as he types on his phone, likely texting someone.
“How’s shit at home been going?” He asks, somewhat startling me.
“Oh. Well, not much has happened, really,” I admit with a shrug. “He’s been out a lot lately- I don’t have to interact with him much.”
“Good. We’re not gonna let him give you shit this year, got it?” I laugh.
“You’re so overprotective, Fitzy. I can handle my dad.”
“I’m serious, Keefe. None of this is your fault. Especially now with your mom gone… we-”
“I get it, Fitz. I know.” While I do love Fitz with my whole heart, he can be… overbearing. I reach out and search for his shoulder. “I’ll be okay.” I give him (what I assume to be) an award winning smile. “Besides, I got this year in the bag. All my pranks? Planned out to the t. I won’t get in trouble all year, I swear.” Fitz scoffs, but it’s lighthearted and followed by a chuckle.
“All right Keefe. I’m sorry.” He sounds genuine and I lean into him, letting my head rest on his shoulder. He can be a stubborn little shit sometimes, but he’s… a good friend.
“Oh my god, that’s fucking adorable.” The door crashes open and Dex steps inside. “You guys are gross, though.” He adds.
“PDA is not the Foxfire way.” Sophie says, jokingly.
“I will kiss him, right here, right now. Fight me,” Fitz says, joking but aggressive. Protective as ever. I laugh and push away, settling back into my normal seat.
“I think once is enough, isn’t it?” Dex laughs, but there’s something in his voice… I ignore it, and grin.
“Not when I’m involved. Trust me, even Fitz Vacker wants a piece of this.” I say, grinning and indicating myself.
“Not that you would know,” Fitz responds, ruffling my hair.
“Dude, I don’t even have to see to know how incredibly attractive I am,” I inform them.
“No need to argue with that.” Dex chuckles.
“Oh!” Sophie popes up. “I forgot to mention. Keefe’s comin over, could you just drop us both off at my place? I can get him back, Edaline normally doesn’t mind.” I’m actually the only one of the group that lives in town- everyone else lives in the country, because their parents needed or liked having the land.
“That makes it easy for me. Let’s go, brethren.” I don’t know when Fitz started referring to us at that, but I still think it’s hilarious. I snort at his idiocy, and we head off.
“Dex, are you doing debate this year?” I pipe up. I’m EXCITED for debate season.
“Yeah. I’m actually writing some stuff right now, on how to not be a little bitch.” Dex says, laughing.
“Dex, PLEASE. You’d do really good,” I argue. “Just write an oratory on veganism or something!”
“Dude, you’ve been trying this for the past two years- the meetings clash with robotics. Besides, why would I want to right an oratory when you’ve placed first twice now.”
“Not that that mattered,” I contest. “Considering my dad didn’t let me go.”
“Pleeeasseee. For me.”
“FINE. I’ll go to one meeting. Only because there’s no robotics and Sophie’s going. No offense Keefe, but you suck.” I stick my tongue out at him, but grin happily. I’ve been trying to do this for YEARS.
“You guys are such nerds,” Fitz inputs, and I hit his shoulder. “Oh, you know it’s true.” I scoff.
“Says the president of the chess club.” Sophie states, laughing.
“We don’t talk about that.” Fits says, and I feel the car pull to a stop. “We’re here, Sophie. Keefe, you too. Dex- get up here you little shit.”
“Hey. Don’t disrespect my son like that.” Sophie tells, and I hear Dex grumble a bit.
“Fitz, if you’re not busy, wanna do something? Like, I dunno, egg some annoying blondes?” I snort. Dex has learned well.
“Um, yes to the first part, no to the second. That’s a lot of work. Also, aren’t you vegan?”
“Oh! Yeah, that.” Dex says casually. I laugh, and step out and away from the car carefully.
“Have fun, nerds!” Sophie calls as they drive off, and I grin in her direction.
“So, Miss F, what was it you wanted to tell me?” I ask, and I can practically feel the shift in her mood.
“Oh. Um. Yeah. Come inside?” I nod, and she guides me to the doors.
“Sounds serious,” I tell her.
“Maybe it is, maybe it isn’t. Just… something that’s been on my mind for the past few months. Especially… I dunno.”
“Wanna go to your room first?”
“Yeah. Um…” I can tell she’s nervous, and likely picking at her eyelashes- what many people have told me to be her nervous tick. We walk over to her room in moderate silence.
“What’s the sitch?” I ask, and Sophie laughs- and replies with the Kim Possible beep. “Seriously though, what’s on your mind. Unless you wanted me over just to admire how incredibly handsome I happen to be.”
“Well, um, no… uh.” She sighs. I search around for a chair and sit down.
“Hey. It’s okay. Whatever it is, I’m here for you.
“Well, I. I think. I’m gay, I think. Like, maybe not full gay, but pretty gay. Like, girls are cool gay. Really cool. But maybe not, I don’t? Know If I’m Actually Gay Gay. Maybe I’m just thinking and stuff, but I’m probably gay? I think? I don-”
“Sophie. Hey. It’s okay.” I interrupt, to keep her from going insane. “Take a few deep breaths.” I hear her do so. “You know none of us will judge you. Right?”
“Yeah. Yeah. I guess, I just don’t want to make a big deal of it.”
“I get it. I’m glad you told me, though.” I smile at her warmly.
“Well. That’s all I really wanted to tell you. I guess.”
“Wanna play Smash?”
“Yeah.”
****
That night I get home relatively late- Sophie feeds me and we play video games for quite a while. We didn’t talk about what she told me- I want to respect her space.
“Where have you been?” My father, voice stern, says. I haven’t even closed the door yet.
“Sophie’s.” I respond, automatically pulling on a calm expression and heightening my posture. I shut the door softly.
“And what, may I ask, were you doing?” His voice is condescending.
“We were playing video games and I lost track of time- I’m sorry.” He scoffs.
“I’m sure. Do you have any homework?” There's the implied ‘that you didn’t do’ at the end.
“Not really. I have some reading I can do, though.” I admit. I’ve learned that lying to my father doesn’t work. Ever.
“You better get on that.” He sneers, and I try to keep my expression respectful and blank.
“Of course. I’m sorry.” I say, and walk in the direction of my bedroom. “Debate starts Thursday, by the way.”
“Convenient. The day that I have off.” He scoffs back.
“I’m sorry dad. Do you want me to come home? They won’t mind if I miss the first meeting.” I try not to yell, or say anything that will anger him.
“I don’t care. Go finish your reading.” He says. I can tell that he’s not lying- he doesn’t care.
I bite my tongue and nod. Then I go finish my reading.
#keeper of the lost cities#dex dizznee#kotlc#keefe sencen#kotlc pride month#sophie foster#tam song#this is intense#blind!au#fanfiction#kotlc fanfiction#fitz vacker#biana vacker#linh song#also everyones gonna be gay sorry#yes i am implying that keefe and fitz have kissed theyre best friends and truth or dare is a thing guys
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small town happenings
a lot of weird things happen in lily’s little town that no one notices until you examine the context
Val’s room, after the kids are finished filming a video
*post video thing that the ace kids think no one will notice*
Val: Hey, Brid, you doin’ okay?
Lily: Yeah, you don’t look so good.
Brid: I don’t know.
(Lily places her hand on her neck)
Lily: You’ve got a serious fever. You should go home.
Brid: My mom made me go to school. I have a 2 degree fever, but I had a test...
Val: That’s not good. Come on, I’ll- Lily, get some orange juice. I’m gonna get some Advil for her. Come on.
(They both leave the room, Angel walks in)
Angel: Heard you had a fever?
Brid: It’s only two degrees.
Angel: You’ve been over a hundred degrees all day and you came here anyway? ... Not that the boy couldn’t use some immunity, considering his eating habits...
Brid: Sorry.
Angel: You said you went to school too?
Brid: I told my mom I had a fever, our thermometer wasn’t working, she didn’t believe me... *Angel hugs her from behind* Hey, what are you doing?
Angel: I can kill them for you.
Brid: That’s nice, Mr. Perch, but-
Angel: No, really. I can. If things ever get bad... you let me know. I’ll take care of them, and I’d be happy to take you in one the deed’s done.
Brid: Not now. Can you let go of me?
Angel: Sorry. *lets go of her* I’ll call your mum. And don’t hesitate to talk to Val, either. He’s not as fundamentally lacking as he looks.
(Val and Lily burst back in with orange juice and Advil)
Val: We got the sip!
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Julie’s backyard, and their chickens
Julien: So here’s Athena, enjoying her lunch- come here, darling- *hugs chicken* The whole flock’s been doing pretty well, I think. *footsteps* Oh, uh-
(Brooke stomps in and sits down on her back porch)
Julien: Hey, Brooke.
Brooke: ... I just made. The fucking stupidest bet.
Julien: What’s wrong?
Brooke: So you know how Grey wants to introduce me to the pastor at the Rastafarianism Something-or-other?
Julien: Rastafarianism is an African religion, I thought you told me he was-
Brooke: So, I was complaining to him about how my stupid fucking precalc teacher wants to give a stupid fucking test about stupid fucking derivatives, even though she hasn’t taught shit. So I was complaining about that shit to Grey, and he was like, ‘so you’ll be studying on Monday’ and I was like, yeah! It wasn’t going to be fun, but yeah!
Julien: Fuckin’ hate precalc.
Brooke: So then, I start yelling about how fucking stupid the test was going to be, and then he was like, “the Lord can’t get you out of your contractual obligations” and I was like “well I sure as hell would like to hang out with a lord that COULD”-
Julien: Oh dear.
Brooke: -and then he said, “Then I’ll let him know, in exchange for you meeting him if the test is cancelled or postponed.” which is basically code for him taking me to his Proletarian church to meet his pastor because I’m a good girl or something-
Julien: Proletarian is a reference to Marxism. I think you’re trying to say-
Brooke: I’m a BAD GIRL! I’m a BAD ASS BITCH!
Julien: We know, Brooke. We know.
Brooke: So I walk into class today, and my teacher fucking tells me that the test has been postponed. Because she accidentally scheduled a date on the same day and had no time to make questions. So she held a review session.
Julien: Holy shit.
Brooke: And I’m like, great, how am I gonna weasel my way outta this one? And I get home, and Grey already knows. Like, he’s like, ‘hey I heard from a friend that your test got postponed looks like we can go after all and you still get to do your test’ and then like ‘the lord is happy and so am i’ and I was like no fuck you and I left.
Julien: And now you’re here.
Brooke: And now I’m here.
Julien: Some lord, huh?
Brooke: No, I refuse to fucking believe that. That ASSHOLE somehow knew that I’d get that test postponed. Like, he’s famous, okay? He must have made a call or something.
Julien: Did you jump out the window again?
Brooke: .... No.
Julien: Wanna help me feed the chickens?
Brooke: ... Yes please.
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Adrian is hanging outside with Larkspur
Adrian: Okay, this fucker, who’s basically my cousin’s beta, thinks he’s a real fucking vampire.
Larkspur: And this child, who still lives in his mother’s basement and forgot to apply to college twice, thinks he is also a real vampire.
Adrian: I haven’t aged since 16, I don’t know what the fuck you’re talking about.
Larkspur: Mentally, maybe.
Adrian: Fuck you.
Larkspur: I do age, Adrian, but I maintain my youth. Plus I’ve nearly got my degree.
Adrian: In what? Bottoming?
Larkspur: Accounting.
Adrian: Fucking boring.
Larkspur: Well, at I’ll never be unemployed. Unlike someone. And the world needs good accountants. When the Nazis take over again they’ll need good accountants, and I’ll already be long dead by the time Star Trek happens, so...
Adrian: ... what the fuck. Okay fine what’s the integral of 2x+5 from 0 to 1?
Larkspur: Six.
Adrian: Shit. Okay, what’s the integral of 1/x from 3 to 5?
Larkspur: Log of 5/3.
Adrian: What the fuck?
Larkspur: Hit me with something harder
Adrian: Intregral of x^3 + x from 6 to 2!
Larkspur: ....
Adrian: See, that one’s-
Larkspur: -336. You said 6 to 2, so the correct answer’s negative, just so you know.
Adrian: ... are you shitting me
Larkspur: Accounting just requires adding numbers and memorizing rules and formulas, not integrals.
(edit: fixed a lot of math)
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(Lily is eating cookies with young Ares and Venus)
Lily: God I wish I was you.
Ares: Why? High school’s fun, right?
Lily: Well... yeah, I guess...
Venus: Do you wish you were me too, Lily?
Lily: .... Sure?
Venus: Yay! I wish I was you!
Lily: No, kid, no you don’t...
Val: You say you hate kids, and then you get along so well with them.
Lily: Nah, you can just talk to kids, and they’ll give you wisdom. They’re pretty smart in some ways.
Ares: She’s right.
Val: What the frick.
Angel: No swearing around the boys. Alright, the four of you can enjoy some fruit punch-
Ares: It’ll be three if you’re not careful.
(Everyone drops dead silent)
Angel: Three?
Ares: Because everyone dies, right?
Lily: Damn, he’s a baby goth.
Ares: But you won’t die.
Val: ... what do you mean
Angel: ... yeah what do you mean
Ares: They’ll find you someday.
Lily: I am going to... turn off this recording now...
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(Tommy and Narin are hanging out near a pool at nighttime)
Narin: We’re going skinny dipping!
Tommy: And no one’s stopping us!
Narin: And I invited friends!
Tommy: Wait, what friends?
Narin: Mai-Mai, Adri, Tawny, and Drake!
Tommy: ... the monster hunting club?
Narin: They’re not real monster hunters-
(They turn around, there’s a set of glowing eyes behind the chain link fence)
Narin: What is that.
Tommy: R U N
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(AN: Angel has killed and is currently looking for an excuse to kill again, Grey has the ability to chat with the heavens, Larkspur is a real fucking vampire but Adrian isn’t, Ares has the ability to read minds and knows that Angel wants to kill Val even though he can’t quite put it into words, and one of Narin’s friends is a werewolf)
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Prolecalculus
Look at this fuckin calculus
Fuck this shit
yea jibberish
But like
Does Zach not live mostly online
i took precalc in high school when we would smoke weed behind the garages of the apts next to north hs but like i didn't pay no attention to that shit who gives a fuck like we made animated cartoons of terrorists with rpg's and ak's firing at each other
synthesis is the idea
Wow I think that's so funny considering who you are now lmao
I love that
It's like foreshadowing
But Zach like
Works at a factory and then goes home and spends most of his time on his computer or worrying about money probably
dont we all
Yeah I suppose
But like
ima make this convo into a tumblr post if thats alright with you
I guess lmao
Keep my name out of it though
aww
Yeah
ok
But think about it like
Outside of the communism
And from the perspective of what Zach can do to live a life that will make him happy
think about what like outside of what now
remember when i told you to not chop your dick off and find jesus
i said something along those lines
Okay what's ur point
I'm not a communist so I'm dickless?
Is that how it works
um
are you a socialist
I don't know
same
I don't think about politics as much anymore
Because I think more about like my own life
well then
its the neverending story isnt it
Unless u kys
Then that sucks I guess
kys?
oh
i see
i thought you meant kiss
Nah
thats what starts sex
Good to know
true dat
But
tickling maybe
Take politics out of the picture for a moment
well
And just think about what would make Zach as an individual a happy person
jesus
Because it's probably not communism considering how sad and angry he is right now
he needs jesus
And has been for like
Ever
Why do you keep saying that
What is meant by that
Anything?
Yes
quite literally
Are you religious
depends
I think in a way communism is his Jesus
But it's a shitty Jesus
Because u know those people who like
it is in a way
Used to live really shitty lives and then they found something to hang on to and it was god and now it's all they have
😮
1
he is egoist thats his problemo
^
yeah like AA/NA type shit thats what i been on for a while now like kinda i guess
gospel of john nigga
read the gospel of john
and then the gospel of mary
https://www.pbs.org/wgbh/pages/frontline/shows/religion/maps/primary/mary.html
send that to your brother and caption it "yankee hat guy"
I'll read that later
I gotta shave my pubes man
But I'm too laZy
nice
Do u shave ur pubes
i dont shave mine
its a jungle down there
I hate that shit
Trim the shrubs to make the tree look taller
Plus it's just like
Cleaner and looks nicer imo
no need
who are you trying to impress
I just like to look good
Makes me feel nice
overthinker
LIBERAL
U got me man
I overthink everything
And I guess I'm a liberal
But not a libtard
liberals need to pray to the east tbqh
add abdullah
Lol
do it
tell zooch we got a spot for him take $1100 and a rule 25 nuway will pay his rent
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